A prisoner escapes from prison, where he's been locked up for 15 years.
Breaking into a house for money and guns, he finds a
young couple in bed. He ties the man to a chair While tying the homeowner's
wife to the bed, the convict kisses her neck, then gets up and goes into the
bathroom.
While he's in there, the husband whispers to his wife: "Listen, this guy is
an escaped convict. He's probably spent a lot of time in jail and hasn't
seen a woman in years. I saw how he kissed your neck. If he wants sex, don't
resist. Satisfy him no matter how much he nauseates you. If he gets angry,
hell he'll kill us both. Be strong, honey. I love you so!"
His wife responds: "He wasn't kissing my neck. He was whispering in my ear.
He told me that he's gay, thinks you're cute, and asked if we had any
Vaseline. I told him it was in the bathroom.
"Be strong honey. I love you, too."
ZA ONE KOJI NEZNAJU ENG,ZAMOLITE LEPO VLADARA...ALI LEPO....INACE NISTA OD PREVODA... 
znam da je post prestar,ali je vic jednom dobar!
