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Van mreže TTgirl

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« poslato: April 23, 2008, 10:41:29 pre podne »
Once upon a time, a perfect man and a perfect woman met. After a perfect
courtship, they had a perfect wedding . Their life together was, of
course,
perfect.
One snowy, stormy Christmas Eve, this perfect couple was driving their
perfect car
along a winding road when they noticed someone at the side of the road in
distress.
Being the perfect couple, they stopped to help. There stood Santa Claus
with
a huge bundle of toys. Not wanting to disappoint any children on the eve
of
Christmas, the perfect couple loaded Santa and his toys into their vehicle.
Soon they were driving along delivering the toys. Unfortunately, the
driving conditions deteriorated and the perfect couple and Santa Claus had
an accident. Only one of them survived the accident.

Question: Who was the survivor?
( Read down for the answer. Trust me, it's worth it)


















Answer: The perfect woman survived. She's the only one who really
existed in the first place. Everyone knows there is no Santa Claus and
there is no
such thing as a perfect man. Women stop reading here, that is the end of
the
joke. Men keep reading. .





So, if there is no perfect man and no Santa Claus, the woman must have been
driving. This explains why there was a car accident.

Men..... Keep reading







By the way, if you're a woman and you're still reading, this illustrates
another point: Women never listen.

 ;D ;D ;D ::)



"What's meant to be...will always find it's way...":)

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« Odgovor #1 poslato: April 23, 2008, 11:33:11 pre podne »
hehe dobra fora

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« Odgovor #2 poslato: April 23, 2008, 11:37:14 pre podne »
Da dobra fora za zene ...   :D :)  Ovo na kraju ! :) A to da ne postoji perfektan muskarac  ::) ::) Ko zna >? :)

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« Odgovor #3 poslato: April 23, 2008, 11:42:26 pre podne »
Da dobra fora za zene ...   :D :)  Ovo na kraju ! :) A to da ne postoji perfektan muskarac  ::) ::) Ko zna >? :)

@nata
 ;D ;D ;D

@Shvaba
Ne postoji ni perfektna zena ni perfektan muskarac;) A ni deda mraz...That is the point ;D

"What's meant to be...will always find it's way...":)

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« Odgovor #4 poslato: April 23, 2008, 12:44:12 posle podne »
hahahahah dobra,dobra fora :)
"You'll be able to spit nails. You're gonna eat lightening and you're gonna crap thunder, you're gonna become a very dangerous person"

HASTA LA VICTORIA SIEMPRE !!!

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« Odgovor #5 poslato: April 23, 2008, 01:13:24 posle podne »
 ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D  ha ha
WHERE THE MIND GOES,THE BODY WILL FOLLOW

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« Odgovor #6 poslato: April 23, 2008, 01:33:49 posle podne »
sta ne postoji,ja sam perfektan

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« Odgovor #7 poslato: April 23, 2008, 01:42:20 posle podne »
sta ne postoji,ja sam perfektan


Nemoj da te cuje mr.perfect ;D ;D ;D ::)hehehe 8)

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« Odgovor #8 poslato: April 23, 2008, 02:48:02 posle podne »
haha bijase i ovo na naski... mnogo jako
Samo skola i teretana...

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« Odgovor #9 poslato: April 23, 2008, 07:48:24 posle podne »
DEDA MRAZ NE POSTOJI????
:(
Toliko o tome da trazim par kantica proteina od njega zo novu godinu :( 
Bata Živojinovic ume da napravi kolac u tiganju.

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« Odgovor #10 poslato: April 23, 2008, 10:22:45 posle podne »
Kakav deda mraz zima je prosla.
WHERE THE MIND GOES,THE BODY WILL FOLLOW

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« Odgovor #11 poslato: April 23, 2008, 10:26:08 posle podne »
DEDA MRAZ NE POSTOJI????
:(
Toliko o tome da trazim par kantica proteina od njega zo novu godinu :( 
Ko je rekao da deda mraz ne postoji ??? to uopste nije istina , ja ga video zimus kad je isao do radnje :)

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« Odgovor #12 poslato: April 23, 2008, 11:07:07 posle podne »
I sta je kupio,neke poklone ili?
WHERE THE MIND GOES,THE BODY WILL FOLLOW

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« Odgovor #13 poslato: April 23, 2008, 11:08:19 posle podne »
Ma ne znam nisam ga pratio , kupio je valjda neke sastojke , pravio je mnogo kolaca za decu :) :) :)

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« Odgovor #14 poslato: April 23, 2008, 11:09:54 posle podne »
Pedjinih proteinskih kolaca? :)
Bata Živojinovic ume da napravi kolac u tiganju.