Once upon a time, a perfect man and a perfect woman met. After a perfect
courtship, they had a perfect wedding . Their life together was, of
course,
perfect.
One snowy, stormy Christmas Eve, this perfect couple was driving their
perfect car
along a winding road when they noticed someone at the side of the road in
distress.
Being the perfect couple, they stopped to help. There stood Santa Claus
with
a huge bundle of toys. Not wanting to disappoint any children on the eve
of
Christmas, the perfect couple loaded Santa and his toys into their vehicle.
Soon they were driving along delivering the toys. Unfortunately, the
driving conditions deteriorated and the perfect couple and Santa Claus had
an accident. Only one of them survived the accident.
Question: Who was the survivor?
( Read down for the answer. Trust me, it's worth it)
Answer: The perfect woman survived. She's the only one who really
existed in the first place. Everyone knows there is no Santa Claus and
there is no
such thing as a perfect man. Women stop reading here, that is the end of
the
joke. Men keep reading. .
So, if there is no perfect man and no Santa Claus, the woman must have been
driving. This explains why there was a car accident.
Men..... Keep reading
By the way, if you're a woman and you're still reading, this illustrates
another point: Women never listen.
