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Zašto u Kini nema komaraca? Svako ubio svoga.
Šta je to malo, plavo, na grani i peva?
Talentovana šljiva.
Znate li kakva je to ptica Joj-Joj? To je ptica sa glavom veličine klikera, krilima velikim 10-ak cm, ali zato ima muda kao lubenice! I svaki put kada sleće viče ''Joj, jooj''.
Čovek je umro u pustinji od žedji, a imao je torbu punu mleka. Zašto? Mleko je bilo u prahu!
Šta je malo, duguljasto dolazi u raznim bojama i zna šta si večero? Četkica za zube.
Od čega se atomski mrav usere od straha? Kad ugleda nuklearnog mravojeda.
GRAMMER MADE EASY IN TWENTY-SIX STEPS OR
HOW TO RITE RITE
1. Don't abbrev.
2. Check to see if you any words out.
3. Be carefully to use adjectives and adverbs correct.
4. Don't use no double negatives.
5. Each pronoun agrees with their antecedent.
6. Its important to use apostrophe's right.
7. Only Proper Nouns should be capitalized. also a sentence should begin with a capital and end with a period
8. Use hyphens in compound-words, not just in any two-word phrase.
9. In letters compositions reports and things like that we use commas to keep a string of items apart.
10. Watch out for irregular verbs which have creeped into our language.
11. Verbs has to agree with their subjects.
12. Avoid alliteration. Always.
13. Avoid clichés like the plague. (They're old hat.)
14. Comparisons are as bad as clichés.
15. Parenthetical remarks (however relevant) are unnecessary.
16. Contractions aren't necessary
17. One should never generalize.
18. Eliminate quotations. As Ralph Waldo Emerson once said: "I hate quotations. Tell me what you know."
19. Don't be redundant; don't use more words than necessary; it's highly superfluous.
20. Profanity sucks.
21. Be more or less specific.
22. Exaggeration is a billion times worse than understatement.
23. One-word sentences? Eliminate.
24. Analogies in writing are like feathers on a snake.
25. The passive voice is to be avoided.
26. Who needs rhetorical questions?