A little boy asked his father the difference between reality and theory.. "Son, go and ask your mother if she would sleep with another man for $1 million.."
So the boy asked his mother.. "Well, son, your father and I have been through a lot over the years and I really love him. But $1 million would set us up for retirement so I would have to say yes. Yes I would."
The boy asked his newly engaged sister the same question. "Well, little brother, I love my fiance a lot but have to raise the deposit on a house and it'd be good to go to Fiji on our honeymoon. So, yes, I would"..
The boy repeated the responses to his father who told him: "Okay, in theory, we're sitting on $2 million. In reality, we're living with a couple of s1uts."