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« poslato: Maj 01, 2008, 11:18:04 pre podne »
A little boy asked his father the difference between reality and theory.. "Son, go and ask your mother if she would sleep with another man for $1 million.."

So the boy asked his mother.. "Well, son, your father and I have been through a lot over the years and I really love him. But $1 million would set us up for retirement so I would have to say yes. Yes I would."

The boy asked his newly engaged sister the same question. "Well, little brother, I love my fiance a lot but have to raise the deposit on a house and it'd be good to go to Fiji on our honeymoon. So, yes, I would"..

The boy repeated the responses to his father who told him: "Okay, in theory, we're sitting on $2 million. In reality, we're living with a couple of s1uts."



"What's meant to be...will always find it's way...":)

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« Odgovor #1 poslato: Maj 01, 2008, 11:21:58 pre podne »
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xtra....

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« Odgovor #2 poslato: Maj 01, 2008, 11:27:55 pre podne »
HAHAHAHHAHAHAHA....Odlican!!!!!!!!
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For those that don't know what to do after ya foes are killed
Shit could get messy when the blood flow spills
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In body disposal it's no frills...

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« Odgovor #3 poslato: Maj 01, 2008, 11:41:31 pre podne »
Dobar vic, gde si ga nasla?
You will just be more stronger, faster and harder than before.

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« Odgovor #4 poslato: Maj 01, 2008, 11:52:58 pre podne »
Dobar vic, gde si ga nasla?

U kompu ;D ;D ;DNemam pjma majke mi,imama gomilu takvih stvari... ;D

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« Odgovor #5 poslato: Maj 01, 2008, 01:47:26 posle podne »
aghahhaha ql
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« Odgovor #6 poslato: Maj 02, 2008, 12:47:15 pre podne »
Vic je star, ali jos uvek dobar.